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Der Präsident trifft Sicherheitsberaterin Condoleezza Rece. Ein erfundenes Protokoll, dessen Sprachwitz nur auf Englisch funktioniert.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What`s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That`s what I want to know.
Condi: That`s what I´m telling you.
George: That`s what I´m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow`s name.
Condi: Hu
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinese guy!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya`asking me for?
Condi: I`m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I´m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That`s the man`s name.
George: That`s who`s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes,sir.
George: Yassir? Yasssir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That`s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the Phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don`t want Kofi?
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N:
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Condi(picks up the phone): Rice here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we schould send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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*gg* Ja der ist gut :mrgreen:

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Siehste? Ich versteh das mit Leichtigkeit :!: So dumm die Bücher sind aber ich habe auch Harry Potter auf Englisch gelesen und alles verstanden :!: (Scheiß Lehrer :!: (auch wenn der größte Teil in Ordnung ist :wink: ))

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